BREAKING NEWS: THERE HAS BEEN A SUDDEN SPIKE IN THE NUMBER OF NEW CASES OF SEXY FAT BASTARDS!! - New government guidelines insist that you visit the one and only Ms Julie Noted of On Bar Manchester this Saturday from 6PM.
No known vaccination, but drinking large vodkas and jäger bombs is shown to increase sexiness!
Stay alert. Stay seated. Stay sexy. Stay drunk!
#pray4julie 🐷💖🐷