This Gin contains real Unicorn tears. Created in a top secret location, using a free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).
For the new second batch, the emotion harvesting technology has been refined and improved, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.
To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, the creators humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. They then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.
You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed with this tasty beverage at Drift: Southsea!