After three years of research and development, animal testing, hundreds of euros of investment and the suspicious deaths of three people from human trials we have finally found the most felicitous beer bong of all time. The plastic goose.
Hand crafted by jesus christ himself the goose was acquired via shady barters and the calling in of countless favours.
Capable of holding 4 liters of goose juice it can make or break somones night.
The goose regime shall commence this coming Monday. All glory and honour is yours almighty goose forever and ever... goose.
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